Just leave the little fucker alone
Oh Christopher... Where the white women at?
What Would Tyler Durden Do has a story today about Vern Troyer (Mini Me for the uneducated) that makes me want to fist fuck reality tv. To pay his bills Vern is on the UK version of Celebrity Big Brother. It appears that Channel 4 did a quick public poll and what the people want is for little Vern to dress up like a bear and eat a pot of honey. You know, cause he’s tiny, like Winnie, and his voice is… oh fuck it. There’s no reason behind this. I’ve had a couple conversations with Dave Attell (viscous fucking name drop) about Vern, and the descriptions of his physical ailments alone justify a six figure salary. The guy is a lot of things. He’s an asshole, he’s a drunk, and he’s a womanizer. But one thing I can assure you of is he is not, a bear. Put him in a house with a bunch of booze and bikini clad women and you’ll get more than enough quality television. The LAPD can provide supporting documentation to my claim.
