Cute up close, but has been known to bit off a hand

Kai - because if your 1st kid was Nico you can’t name the 2nd one Sally

I bought my last baby food in 2004, my last diaper in 2005, and in 2008 we were looking forward to Kindergarden.  By my schedule she would be out of the house by the time I was 48 which gives us plenty of time to travel again before we got old.  The wife’s in college full time earning her 2nd degree, we’re on one income, I’m now traveling as a comic, we both drive sports cars, and we still hate kids.  In fact, we hate kids so much that she has an IUD… which I apparently swallowed.  Timing is again perfect because while we’re pregnant the wife still has to finish school, our house burns, and my mother-in-law fakes a heart attack.  After that it couldn’t get much worse so it either got much better or we just started to appreciate the small victories in life.  Victories like going into labor on April Fools day, while in labor two girls I went to high school with got to stick their hands in my wife’s vag, and the fact that her full name was finally agreed upon with me yelling thru the door while the wife was taking a shit.  This of course puts us in an odd situation as we still hate kids and we are now out of bedrooms.  To ensure our lives are not changed again we have procured not one but three medical procedures.  I got a vasectomy, she got her tubes tied, and I gave her cervical cancer.