And before you ask, yes, I still think this is hilarious... and it

After you’ve been a comic for a certain period of time, you loose small parts of your personality. You’ve heard every silly joke/premise that it takes some people 20 years to catch wind of. Most things no longer make you laugh, they simply make you jealous you didn’t write them. And some of us loose the filter in our heads that says, “don’t say/do that.”
The other day I saw a retarded girl sitting on the floor in the mall chewing on a cell phone. I took a blurry picture because I was shaking from laughing and while I was emailing it to every comic I know, my wife asked me what I was doing. (Silence, try to explain)… “being an asshole.”