The extent of my 2008 political material was simply a joke about how if you really look at the TV all you have is an old white guy and a young black guy arguing and that hasn’t been on primetime since the 70’s when we had All in the Family.  Now the election is over and once again the old white guy looks like an ass, I can retire this material and move on to discussing things I actually know something about.  But before I do, here’s where I stand on a few of the issues I heard during the past election.

Free Shitty Healthcare

Aren’t we the same country that thinks our healthcare sucks?  We can’t rid the earth of cancer, AIDS, or Crabs?  We can wipe the plague from the face of the earth but we still have crabs hiding in hotel room sheets (I swear that’s where they came from)?  If we don’t believe it’s working properly, why does it matter who pays the bill?

Pry it from my cold dead fingers

I’ve read more NRA propaganda saying that in 2009 they’re going to take away the guns.  Here’s an idea assholes.  Instead of preaching to the choir, how about educating politician who may not be aware of how gun control effects the masses.  The smartest thing I ever heard Obama say on gun control was a statement he made admitting he was wrong in supporting a shitty IL gun control law.  The smartest thing I ever heard an NRA spokesperson say is…

Joe Biden is an asshole

Dick Cheney shot a guy in the face.  Ah…Shhhh.  In the damn face.