Do I want the glory or the money?

The economy is screwed.  The left and the right are pounding each other on a daily basis.  The world is ending in 2012 and they still won’t take Good Morning America off the air or at the least shoot Diane Sawyer in the dick.  Most of the country feels like this is the worst their life has ever been.  I even saw a guy on an HBO documentary that thinks Obama is the antichrist.  As bad as we have it, to the rest of the world we still look like a nation of assholes.

Why?  Because in this country people get lost in the mall.  There are maps every 20 feet and the store has been in the same place for 5 years.  Its a mall not a Tazanian dirt road and your looking for an American Eagle, not water.  Read the map, eat your cinnabon, and stay the fuck out of the voting booth.  

Then there are those that say “if _____________ then I’m moving out of the country.”  Where the fuck are you going where they have it better than we do?  Microsoft and a million other companies think it may be India.  There was an 8 legged kid born in India (or the mountains of north Georgia, the evidence isn’t clear).  They’ve been worshipping paintings of that same shit for 4,000 years but the first real one they see they slap chop the bitch.  Even Google knows this chic is a god (google “8 legged Indian god” and see what pops up first).  Twenty years from now that kid is gonna convince them she’s a deity but she won’t do anything for them because they slumdog’d the bitch when she was five.