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• Last night's ribs just caused me to have to flush twice and light a candle #superbowl 16 hours ago
• Been paying it forward a lot more than usual lately. Hopefully that gives me points against the raging asshole I intend to be this weekend 2012/02/04
• Wife hurt her knee and is stuck in a chair on a conference call. Can you think of a better time to place a penis on her shoulder? Me neither 2012/02/03
• #ff @aaronbergcomedy worked a miracle in a cab, @paulhooper got me kicked out of a cab, @MattDavis threw a cabbie's license out the window 2012/02/03
• No one in NY is working harder, go support him RT @yannispappas: Listen to my interview on Raw Dog comedy on Sirius radio today at 2 pm. 2012/02/03